A Byte of Humor

The car won’t start,” said a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water in the carburetor.” Hubby chuckled and said, “Honey, how do you know there’s water in the carburetor? Why, I’m surprised that you even know what a carburetor is!” I’m telling you,” the wife stated firmly, “there’s water in the carburetor.” “Okay, let’s go take a look,” hubby said as he got up from his chair. “So where’s the car?” “In the swimming pool.”