A Byte of Humor

The store manager watched as little Wally wrote something with a crayon on a candy bar and put it in his pocket. He immediately grabbed the boy and made him empty his pockets. There was the candy bar with the word “Truth” written in crayon across the label.

“Where did you learn how to shoplift like this?” the manager asked him. “The preacher said it was okay as long as I wrote that word on it,” Wally sniffled. “He said, ‘The truth shall make you free.’”